My Opponent Sells Body Parts…

This is easily one of the better campaign commercials I’ve seen. (Though it leads me to wonder what one would expect someone trying to defeat an incumbent for the coroner’s job would say. It’s so ghoulish to be electing coroners. If I want to defeat the present coroner, do I attack his slicing ratio? The amount of time it takes him to get tissue samples? I wouldn’t have even thought of accusing him or her of selling body parts…)