Great excuse from New Jersey’s attorney general, running for governor, Chris Christie. He’ll always remain in infamy for his now decidedly forgotten role for railroading a “terrorist” (it was the subject of a This American Life episode) into a life-long sentence in what was a textbook case of entrapment. But he just didn’t care. Now apparently, some stink is being made of a traffic accident from 2002, and normally I could care less. But his excuse for hitting a motorcyclist while he was going the wrong way on a one-way street? “The motorcyclist him me.”
So just to be clear, that bad paper I gave? It fell into my hands. Your face really does have to stop hitting my fist. And for good sakes people, stop putting yourselves underneath my car.